Archive for December, 2012

  • Milwaukee’s Beast was a headache in a bottle and tasted like a urine sample from a race horse with the foam farted off.
  • Beer in Canada is as flat as your 9-year-old sister!
  • Hamm’s Beer: Brewed through a horse.
  • Making non-alcoholic beer is an unforgivable sin.
  • Nothing will destroy a beer’s taste and reputation faster than an accountant with a calculator. Just ask Schlitz.
  • Amstel Light is one of the most vile beers I ever drank.
  • Coors Light: A headache and a case of runs in the morning.
  • Cheap American beer: It tastes like swimming pool water mixed with hops. I get a headache just smelling it.

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